Dear Santa Claus,
I have been a well-behaving IDEA developer through the whole year. I was, I am and I will always be completely dedicated to spreading the word of Intellij IDEA religion around the world. Going from door to door armed only with my IDEA(s). There is nothing and noone to stop me from keeping the mission going.
There are no words that can describe how my life has changed since darkling days of me as misbeliever – as an eclipse cult blind follower. And there are actually no words that can express how great the IDEA is.
And this is where, I, beg you for help my dear Santa Cluas. I feel I am losing it all – my words and IDEA(s) are becoming obsolete as I am just writting to you. I had a really bad premonition that I will lost my powers as of January 4th. Please be so kind and bring my IDEA(s) to the ULTIMATE crispness… so I can spread the word among pagans as effectively as I was spreading it till now.
JetBrains IntelliJ IDEA devoted follower and evangelist,